what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
**spits Dr. Pepper** You so do not want to hear the Jim Morrisson joke …
At Hollywood Walk of Fame, a Spanish girl protesting for #gaza
u don’t have to be muslim to see the pain, u just need to be human…
I worked 12 hours today so I really need some tlc. I need a hot chocolate with plenty of cream and marshmallows and someone to snuggle up with me…
Zippo lighters from Vietnam
I love these god damn things so much.
sorry but girls can do whatever they want. they can work in construction or be housewives. they can have 15 babies or no babies. they can sip white wine spritzers or down pints of guinness. they can fuck 300 men or (consensually) touch other girls butts. they can get married or not get married. they can like cars or barbie dolls or pirates or embroidery or anything they want. and you can’t stop them.
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback