love this
what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner
The cosmetics companies already sacrificed thousands of animals in the production and testing of that eyeliner, so I’m thinking there is no solution to your problem.
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
ok but do u realise how intimate it is to sleep fACING SOMEONE
and when you start to fall asleep and you keep kinda opening your eyes and drifting in and out, every time you open your eyes you see that person across from you, you look at them, and they’re sleeping facing you too and you make eye contact sometimes and you’re just LAYING THERE, GOING TO SLEEP, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW INTIMATE THAT IS
The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King
Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)
I saw this 3 times!
You guys don’t seem to understand how awesome lion king on broadway is
I’m forever sad that I’ve never seen this. I would give anything to see this original cast.
fuck yeah I saw this
original cast and all
if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS